doug - hogwashed.org
tycho - penny-arcade.com
corinne - maskerade.org.uk
swifty - oh.destructo.org
taylor - catchnet.org

Friday, August 22, 2003

lainey: i love that shirt!
mike: me too!
mike: thank you!
mike: you're the only person that's said that, haha
lainey: floral print right?
mike: yeah
lainey: oh man, any man in a floral print shirt...::swooooooon:
[...]
lainey: omg that shirt is better than i thought
lainey: ooh yo have style!
mike: hold on, i'll move the webcam in
lainey: great job pairing it with a denim jacket
mike: haha, THANK YOU
mike: i have had so many people telling me it was an awful shirt
lainey: you are the most stylish straight man ever


Wednesday, August 20, 2003

mike: let's talk about something fun
swifty: how about My Broken Website
swifty: :D
mike: haha
mike: that sounds like a bad sitcom
mike: coming next on my broken website:
mike: "the damn server went down like a prom queen!"

Tuesday, August 19, 2003

taylor: it was really nice, going back and knowing people missed you and then getting to hang out with them again
mike: aw yay!
mike: i wish i had friends.
mike: :)
taylor: pfft, you had friends.
mike: HAD?
taylor: WHOA
taylor: HAVE
taylor: HAVE.

Tuesday, August 19, 2003

mike: well i need money
mike: i want to go off to america next summer
senseless you could always whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 quid a pop.
mike: so i'll have to work at some point
mike: yeah!
senseless or discover a new dinosaur.
senseless that's always a good plan
mike: too late, someone discovered the best one, RAJASAURUS
senseless heheh
senseless if only it was still stomping around eh?
senseless raja'ing everyone.
mike: i wish!
senseless i'm just hoping they find RAGGASAURUS.
mike: hahahaha
senseless sounds a bit like sean paul, but it's actually black.

Monday, August 18, 2003

mike: doug is getting a total monopoly on this chatter thing
mike: i've put up four of him tonight!
agie: haha
agie: well i must suck
mike: haha, no you don't
mike: i wouldn't talk to you if you did :)
agie: ha
mike: we just don't talk in the same way!
agie: i know. which is boring
mike: well there's only one way to change that!
mike: *STRIPS NAKED*
agie: OH BABY YES,
agie: i mean
agie: no
mike: hahaha
mike: *realises i'm stood naked in your room*
mike: uh...
mike: i have to, um
mike: *JUMPS OUT OF WINDOW*
agie: OH MAN

Monday, August 18, 2003

mike: brb i need to take out my contacts
doug: take what?
doug: a DUMP?
doug: an HIV TEST?
mike: OH GOD
mike: IT'S POSITIVE
mike: I'M PREGNANT
doug: OUR WORST FEARS HAVE COME TRUE
mike: WITH TWINS
mike: TWIN RAJASAURI

Monday, August 18, 2003

doug: you should just run a script
doug: that automatically uploads our AIM conversations
doug: to chatter
doug: no matter what
mike: hahahaha
mike: i know
doug: beacuse even if we are serious for a while, it always ends with something AWESEOME
mike: i know! it must be in our genes
mike: who else could turn getting a sandwich into A VICIOUS LADYBUG ATTACK TO THE SOUNDS OF THRASHING HEAVY METAL
doug: ONLY US
doug: AND JAMES CAAN

Monday, August 18, 2003

doug: rugy4w3
doug: sorry i just had to make a sandwich
mike: yeah, i got that from the "rugy4w3"
doug: ok cool
doug: youre on top of the game, then
mike: well yeah, i know my keyboard-mashing, is all
mike: there's a lot about my past you don't know
mike: *looks to the distance wistfully*
doug: yeah, well
doug: same here
doug: *stares at feet*
mike: (douglas and michael remained in this position for several days)
doug: (until a ladybug tickles doug's side)
doug: (doug giggles)
mike: (mike gasps and turns, but too latee, the ladybug attacks!)
doug: (BLACK METAL MUSIC AND LOTS OF GORE)
mike: (SOCIETY IS TO BLAME)
doug: OH MY GOD LADYBUG ATTACk
mike: WHY DIDN'T WE SEE THIS COMING
doug: I DO NOT KNOW
doug: WE JUST HAD OUR EYES CLOSED I SUPPOSE
mike: HUMANKIND HAS LEARNED A LESSON, BUT AT WHAT COST?
doug: US.
mike: *DIES*

Monday, August 18, 2003

mike: you up to much?
mike: BRO?
doug: nah
mike: oh.
doug: just... sitting at home, with no phone or car
doug: ugh
mike: jeez, i know that feeling
mike: i feel like i'm just sitting around here doing nothing ALL THE TIME
doug: yeah
doug: at least arnold schwarzenegger's going to rule california soon
mike: THANK GOD
doug: YEP
doug: LIFE WILL BE GOOD AGAIN
mike: then i'll come over
mike: AND ROCK THIS JOINT
mike: OR THAT JOINT
mike: OR WHATEVER JOINT I'M AT
doug: YEAH, THIS JOINT
doug: NOT THE JOINT IN WHICH YOU WERE FIRST SPEAKING OF
mike: NO THAT JOINT WON'T BE ROCKED
doug: BEACUSE THAT WOULD BE THAT JOINT, NOT THIS JOINT
mike: UNTIL I GET BACK
mike: YEAH, THIS JOINT WOULD GO UNROCKED
doug: AND IF YOU WERE VISITING THIS JOINT, THEN THAT'S THE JOINT YOU WOULD BE ROCKING
doug: YES, UNFORNTUNATELYT
mike: BUT THE JOINT THERE, THAT ONE, THAT WOULD BE ROCKED
mike: BY ME
mike: BECAUSE I WOULD BE AT THAT JOINT THERE
doug: INDEED
doug: YOU BETTER GET ON THAT
doug: SOON