Saturday, August 30, 2003

mike: how're you doing?
daniel: cant complain
mike: why not? have they bugged your aim?
mike: will they hear us?
daniel: yes.
daniel: the ninjas.
daniel: shhh...
mike: *glances from side to side nervously*
daniel: get your sword ready....
daniel: HIYAHHH!
::judo chop!::

mike: AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE
daniel: ...all taken care of.

Thursday, August 28, 2003

doug: so i guess i have to prove that adrienne isnt funnier than i am
doug: I SHALL BRING HER DOWN
mike: YOU'D BETTER
doug: SINGLE HANDEDLY
mike: BECAUSE WE ARE BROS
doug: ill be like "WHATS UP AGIE?" and then *BODYSLAM*
mike: INTO THE MUD?
doug: no
doug: SHEET METAL
mike: BAM
doug: then ill rip her legs off
mike: isn't that a little harsh?
doug: huh?
doug: SHUT UP MIKE
doug: WE ARE BORS
mike: oh wait, that was a typo
mike: i meant to say TAKE HER OUT BROTHA
doug: THATS BETTER

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

agie: I'M FUNNIER THAN DOUG
agie: AND DESERVE MORE CHATTER SPACE
agie: IN FACT, YOU SHOULD POST THAT TO CHATTER ALONE. BY IT SELF. IN BIG BOLD LETTERS
agie: ADRIENNE CANZOLINO IS FUNNIER THAN DOUG SHERWOOD.
agie: it's just an objective fact. and nobody can stop that.

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

katie: one has a labret piercing, which i want!
mike: i think you told me about her!
katie: i think her name is leslie.
mike: i keep thinking the labret is a rude area when you say that though
mike: ...is it?
katie: haha, no!
mike: oh, ok :)
katie: it is just below the bottom lip.
katie: LIP OF THE MOUTH.

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

mike: i do not have an xp key to hand
swifty: that is ok!
mike: but i do have SEVENTY FIVE DOLLARS IN GOLD BULLION
mike: i've got it hidden
swifty: sure, sure
mike: i can feel everyone's eyes on me swifty
mike: they know i have it
mike: they're just waiting for me to slip up
mike: seventy five dollars, swift
mike: SEVENTY FIVE
mike: i can't take it
swifty: oh, that reminds me
swifty: the gold standard went down this weekend
mike: i can hear it being all gold-y
mike: ..what
swifty: your $75 is now worth $34
mike: ...
mike: .....
mike: ........
mike: FREAKING GOLD STANDARD
mike: my fortune!
mike: RUINED
mike: oh what a fool i've been!
mike: i hid it away in paranoia
mike: when i could have been living like a king!
mike: OH CRUEL FATE