Sunday, September 07, 2003

dandan: hehe we talked about you at the movies last night actually
mike: me?
dandan: cuz we saw 28 days later
mike: haha
dandan: you.
mike: wow
dandan: and we got to the bit
dandan: where manchester was nothing but a burning hole
dandan: and kurt turns to me
dandan: and goes "well then, looks like mike is fucked"
mike: cait said that she and daniel talked about me at that exact same part
mike: haha
dandan: :)
mike: yeah, i was in trouble
dandan: better burnt than an infected

Wednesday, September 03, 2003

agie: SO OK
agie: THERE WAS THIS CATERPILLER I MET YESTERDAY
agie: and he was having an affair with the RAJASAURUS too!
mike: WHAT
agie: SHE'S BECOMING A SKANK
mike: i'm glad i have nothing more to do with that dino-ho
agie: BUT DUDE GET THIS, YOU DO
agie: 'COS WHEN THEY DID IT
agie: SHE SHOUTED YR NAME
mike: WHAT THE
mike: OH GOD NO
agie: no dude
agie: it was more like OH GOD MMIKE apparently

Tuesday, September 02, 2003

flynn: I am ALBA CORE, king of all the fish. When all the tunas in the world combine, like Voltron, I am the result.
mike: oh!
flynn: SOLID
flynn: WHITE
flynn: TUNA
mike: yeah, well i'm KING FLIPPER, emperor of the dolphin
flynn: That's coo'
mike: what's with my guys getting caught in your nets, anyway?
flynn: We're having trouble with the mammal-proofing technology.
[...]
mike: i have people everywhere
mike: i'm keeping tabs on those tuna of yours
flynn: Tabs, like the diet soda?
mike: oh yeah.
mike: i got dr. pepper doing the rounds too.
flynn: That's dope! That brutha's got a P.H.D in poptology!

Tuesday, September 02, 2003

mike: I GOT SOMETHING AWESOME FOR YOU IN THIS ROOM OVER HERE
mike: COME LOOK
doug: OK
doug: *STROLLS ON OVER*
mike: *shuts door behind you*
doug: what? where is it?
mike: well
mike: doug, this is your intervention
mike: you're too freaking awesome doug, it's not healthy.
mike: other people look crappy next to you
doug: that's crap! LET ME OUT OF HERE!
mike: DOUG, YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH
mike: if not for yourself, then for SOME GUY I GUESS
doug: I DONT NEED TO LISTEN TO YOU
mike: WELL IF YOU DON'T I WON'T GIVE YOU THE ANTIDOTE
doug: what the hell are you talking about?
doug: what antidote?
mike: oh wait, did i poison you yet?
mike: drink this.
doug: NO

Tuesday, September 02, 2003

agie: add this to chatter
agie: microsquire: I'm so awesome, the rest of you are craptastic.
agie: thats all
agie: that's the best quote ever
mike: haha
agie: microsquire: I'm so awesome, the rest of you are craptastic.
mike: i would
mike: but it's not from a conversation with me
agie: WHO CARES
agie: IT IS NOW
agie: JESUS
agie: I'M TALKING TO YOU
agie: AND NOW, I QUOTE THAT
agie: microsquire: I'm so awesome, the rest of you are craptastic.
agie: SO OK, NOW IT'S IN A CONVERSATION WITH YOU
agie: SO ADD IT
agie: 'COS IT'S FUNNY

Sunday, August 31, 2003

mike: hey
doug: HEY
doug: YEAH
doug: HOW BOUT IT
mike: SO WHAT
mike: GET OFF MY BACK
doug: YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT?
mike: YEAH, I DO
mike: LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE
doug: YOUR ASS IS GRASS
mike: YEAH, WELL YOUR ARSE IS, UH, PARSED
doug: *MOSQUITOS*