chatter

Friday, September 19, 2003

mike: i think laini went because the hurricane is coming there
lainey: she would
lainey: what a wimp
mike: yeah tell me about it.
mike: it's only wind. sheesh.
mike: so i guess it's just you and me!
lainey: yeah, cos i ain't afraid of no stinkin' hurricaine
lainey: granted, i'm very safe, but still!
mike: yeah! you don't see me hiding!
lainey: laini could learn a thing or two from us.
lainey: LIKE HOW TO BE BRAVE IN THE FACE OF NO DANGER!
mike: EXACTLY

Friday, September 19, 2003

mike: did it post yet?
lainey: no i keep hitting post a lot
lainey: i think i'm fighting with the server
lainey: it's all
lainey: "try again later"
lainey: and i'm all "whatever bitch post my shit"
lainey: and it's all "i'm sorry, post it later"
lainey: and i'm all like
lainey: "your momma bitch"
lainey: and it's all like "listen here biatch i told you to wait a minute"
lainey: i'm all like "talk to the hand cos the face don't understand!"
mike: so you'll try again later?
lainey: or in two seconds, whichever comes first

Friday, September 19, 2003

mike: i have a white dot in my eye
lainey: whoa
lainey: crazy
mike: i just noticed it this morning
mike: and my eye is sore
lainey: maybe it's lint
mike: it's not something on my eye
lainey: yikes
lainey: good luck with that
mike: it hasn't moved since this morning
mike: yeah, thanks
mike: i hope it's nothing too serious
lainey: me too
lainey: omg
lainey: what if it's shrapnel??????
mike: haha, white shrapnel
lainey: were you near anything exploding lately?
mike: TONS OF STUFF
lainey: oh man!
lainey: you're so screwed
mike: aw no
lainey: you done got explody crap in your eye!
mike: well, it was nice knowing you
lainey: DON'T GIVE UP
lainey: HOLD ON
lainey: I'LL GO FOR HELP
lainey: DON'T YOU DIE ON ME MIKEY!
lainey: DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME
mike: i'm so cold!
lainey: ::IS REALLY DRAMATIC AND CRIES::
mike: i see a bright light!
lainey: STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT
lainey: IT WILL NOT WARM YOU!
lainey: YOU WILL STILL BE COLD!
lainey: ::STARTS BEATING ON YOUR CHEST::
lainey: DON'T YOU FUCKING GIVE UP ON ME!!!!!!!
lainey: DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!
lainey: (why is everything always about me?)
lainey: (you're the one dying. i'm a selfish bitch!)

Friday, September 19, 2003

laini: MWAH
mike: YOU
laini: i'm sorry i got distracted last night
laini: and oh my god I WON
laini: I WON I WON I WON
mike: YOU WON
laini: WHO'S THE BIG WINNER NOW?
laini: LAINI IS THE BIG WINNER

Thursday, September 18, 2003

judah: So you guys don't get hurricanes... and you don't get earthquakes... what do you get?
mike: hmm.. it was a little breezy here yesterday
mike: it rained a couple of weeks ago
judah: You know, if you were a real man you'd move somewhere with natural disasters.
mike: i'm not a real man though, i'm a sophisticated computer program designed to mimic a real person in conversation.
judah: pretty sophisticated, says I.
mike: how does that make you feel?
judah: I dunno. I'm pretty comfortable with technology. I guess I'm ok with it.
mike: tell me more about comfortable
judah: I made love to my subwoofer last night. Is that what you wanted to hear?
mike: how does that make you feel?
judah: Someone must have botoed you in safe mode. You sound like "Eliza" now.
mike: well i've been running a long time, i run out of stuff to talk about.
judah: also: botoed is a word now.
judah: but the preferred spelling is b0t030r3d
judah: make sure you add that to your spellchecker.

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

mike: i get annoyed when people type like that
mike: they know how to spell, so DO IT
lainey: you assume they know how to spell
mike: how r u? gr8
lainey: the majority of them say things like "your stupid"
mike: "your all gay"
mike: i saw that on a messageboard once
lainey: to which i say "pick up a dictionary freak show"
lainey: lol
lainey: that's great
lainey: laughing at people who are mentally unfortunate is fun!
lainey: you can quote me on that.

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

doug: shit dude, you need to update chatter
doug: dig something up
doug: its almost been a WEEK
mike: well
mike: i've been away
mike: i haven't been online since thursday
mike: SAY SOMETHING FUNNY QUICK
doug: DETERGENT
mike: GOLD


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