doug - hogwashed.org
tycho - penny-arcade.com
corinne - maskerade.org.uk
swifty - oh.destructo.org
agie - ten23.net
taylor - catchnet.org
katie - snobhair.waferbaby
daniel - sleeping.waferbaby
flynn - snakeattack.com
dandan - waferbaby.com
lainey - golden
judah - badwickedworld.com
laini - lalalaini
buffy

Wednesday, October 01, 2003

mike: so buffy
buffy: yes?
mike: um.
mike: i am not sure.
buffy: oh.
mike: i just felt like i should be pushing things forward
mike: and that i would lead into something later
buffy: haha. you just didn't expect it to be so soon
mike: exactly
mike: my nerves
mike: got to me
buffy: because you are extremely nervous whenever you talk to me.
mike: i was hoping that you wouldn't notice.
mike: now i am EVEN MORE NERVOUS OH LORD
buffy: haha!
mike: OH NOW SHE IS LAUGHING. AT ME.
mike: I'M SUCH A SCREW UP
buffy: i am laughing! but in an enjoyment sort of way! YES YOU ARE! if by screw up you mean awesome boy!
mike: haha
mike: okay
mike: that puts me at ease
mike: ..BUT FOR HOW LONG?!
buffy: *cue camera cut to each persons face with intense music accompaniment*

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Monday, September 29, 2003

mike: but it is AWESOME.
agie: LIKE CHEDDAR CHEESE?
mike: BETTER
agie: GOGENZOLA?
mike: BECAUSE I DON'T THINK CHEDDAR CHEESE IS THAT AWESOME
mike: GORGONZOLA SUCKS
agie: OH YEAH I FORGOT
agie: HMMM
mike: SO YEAH
agie: IS IT AWESOMER THAN TRIPLE ORGASM SEX?
mike: NO, BUT IT'S STILL PRETTY AWESOME
mike: I'D SAY DOUBLE ORGASM SEX
agie: BUT NOT TRIPLE?
mike: CLOSE
agie: it can't be that awesome then.
mike: yeah. i mean if you don't get three orgasms it's hardly worth it
agie: i know.
agie: the rajasaurus needs 6 or 7, she said.
mike: i usually have four, because standard is three
agie: man, three is good enough for me
mike: but i'm thinking of having five in future, because everyone's doing three now
agie: i know that's hard work for you guys
mike: and four
mike: it is?
mike: i've never had a problem with it.
agie: but i mean, you had that operation
mike: oh, yeah
agie: i'm talking about guys who don't get that operation.
agie: 'cos i mean, COME ON, that's technically cheating.
agie: i mean, you can't tell the difference between the real thing and what they do after the operation
agie: but it's still not fair
mike: hey. all the operation did was cosmetic.
agie: but i hear it's becoming more common, the procedure.
mike: the skill was always there.
agie: it just freed it up a little more?
mike: yeah. i mean, i wouldn't have minded either way, i just did it for ladykind.
agie: i dunno, man, i think i'd rather have au natural in that department than surgery
agie: 'cos you never know what it was like BEFORE the surgery
mike: well, YOU DO.
mike: also, i had a plaster cast made.
agie: ...ew...wouldn't that smell?
mike: i suffer for my art.

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Sunday, September 28, 2003

mike: well i hope you have fun giving them a ride!
buffy: haha. i probably will not!
buffy: but that is okay!
mike: think of me!
mike: that may make things SEXY
mike: but concentrate on the road also.
buffy: haha. i don't know if doing those two things simultaneously is possible
mike: well, just concentrate on the road
mike: i will sacrifice having cute girls thinking of me for safety.
buffy: here is a solution: STOP LIGHTS.
mike: YES.
mike: it is possible to think and drive!
buffy: there are loopholes EVERYWHERE!
mike: heehee
mike: i will not be driving, so i can think of you all i want!
mike: see? i am doing it now!
mike: and it has no effect on my consenakntakt 43ueq e df £$ (UTGS_U G

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