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Saturday, October 11, 2003

agie: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- AAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIH
agie: OH MY GOD, THE RAPTOR IS LOOSE
mike: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
agie: GET HIM BACK IN HIS CAGE
mike: MY LEG
mike: IT IS BITING MY LEG
agie: SNAP SHOOT IT WITH SOME PEPPER SPRAY
mike: OH MAN HOLD ON
mike: ALL I HAVE IS FURNITURE POLISH
agie: YR SCREWED
mike: AAARRRGHHH I AM DEAD
agie: IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU, MAN
agie: CAN I HAVE YR GAME CUBE
agie: AND YR AFROKEN
mike: YEAH THEY'RE IN THE.. UGGHHH *DIES*
agie: :FALLS TO KNEES: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mike: *COMES BACK TO LIFE*
agie: I NEVER FOUND OUT WHERE THE PRIZES WERE
mike: OH, THEY'RE IN THE
mike: IN THE...
mike: UUUUGGHHHHHHH *DIES*
agie: NOT AGAIN
mike: *MIKE'S GHOST RISES*
mike: AAAAGIIEEEE
mike: WOOOOO
agie: :FAINTS:

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Wednesday, October 08, 2003

mike: you know how when you buy grapes, you're supposed to wash them first?
buffy: WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT (yes)!
mike: WELL
mike: i did not, and now i am a mutant.
mike: i resemble one of the california raisins
buffy: HAHA! they aren't mutants!
buffy: they're raisins that know how to rock it!
mike: yes! i know their guilty secret
buffy: WHAT IS IT?
mike: um, the mutation.
mike: BUT ALSO
mike: the drummer?
buffy: oh.
mike: plastic surgery.
mike: those aren't his real wrinkles.

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Wednesday, October 08, 2003

buffy: WHY ARE YOU SO GOOOOOOD?
mike: i do not know!
mike: it is a gift
mike: i liken it to the movie the highlander.
mike: there are certain beings placed on this earth who are different from all others
mike: we are AWESOME.
mike: and there is a force that drives us to collect together and become more and more awesome
mike: by meeting and, instead of cutting heads off, we hang out and do fun stuff
buffy: hahaha. plus, cutting heads off involves blood and death and lots of unpleasantries. what am i saying? YOU DECIDE.
mike: oh geez, you've put me on the spot now
buffy: you may take it as being rhetorical!
mike: i may, but then again, i MAY NOT
mike: oh the decisions!
buffy: which may or may not be based on life/death!
mike: OH MAN
mike: WHICH WIRE, RED OR BLUE
mike: RED OR BLUE
buffy: THEY'RE ALL BLUE.
mike: DAMMIT
mike: *cuts all the wires at once*
buffy: SURPRISE! the wires were licorice!
mike: *confetti explosion*
mike: what the!
buffy: *clown theme music plays*
mike: oh you guys!
mike: ANOTHER APRIL FOOLS' DAY AT THE BOMB SQUAD

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mike: picture!
buffy: hahaha! if for some reason i decided to work with explosives and someone ever did something like that to me and i lived to tell about it. THEY WOULDN'T.

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Monday, October 06, 2003

mike: up to anything much?
tycho: not really.
tycho: thinking about breakfast.
mike: you have cocoa pebbles over there, right?
tycho: We do.
tycho: We also have Fruity Pebbles.
mike: we have those too, but we call them coco pops.
mike: i don't think we have any fruity cereals.
mike: apart from the healthy kind with little bits of dried fruit in them.
tycho: !
tycho: fruity bits?
mike: well, you know. little pieces of strawberries, banana, etc.
tycho: unseemly.
mike: i try not to accociate myself with such breakfasts.
mike: i eat "weetos"
mike: which are chocolately rings of heaven
tycho: are you familiar with Wheatabix?
tycho: Isn't that some kind of British thing?
mike: weetabix, yes!
mike: i used to have those with pleeenty of sugar.
tycho: I wonder if there is a US analogue.
mike: how do you know of them, if there was not?
tycho: I have read about it in British breakfast journals.
tycho: I have a subscription to Brekky Bi-Monthly, which is a bi-partisan look at the most important meal of the day.
mike: oh! you're a subscriber too?
tycho: absolutely.
mike: i didn't get this month's supplement on the monster cereals.
mike: so i'm not up to scratch on count chocula, booberry OR frankenberry.
tycho: there's a lot to know, believe me
mike: that's why i was eagerly anticipating this issue!
tycho: unique origins, etc.
mike: well perhaps we'll go over it at the next club meeting.

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