doug - hogwashed.org
tycho - penny-arcade.com
corinne - maskerade.org.uk
swifty - oh.destructo.org
agie - ten23.net
taylor - catchnet.org
katie - snobhair.waferbaby
daniel - sleeping.waferbaby
flynn - snakeattack.com
dandan - waferbaby.com
lainey - cool pop
judah - badwickedworld.com
laini - lalalaini
buffy
nickd - nickd.org
renee - bunnysuit

Thursday, November 20, 2003

mike: well i will tell you of my dinosaur wrestling feat
renee: hahahaha
renee: OK!
mike: you see, i was up against this mean brontosaurus
mike: and i could totally have taken him
mike: but then this triceratops in the crowd starts dissin' my momma
mike: and i'm all HEY, YOU WANT SOME?
mike: and he goes BRING IT
mike: and it's SO on.
renee: HA!!!
renee: so so good
mike: so i run up into the crowd and we're crashing around and
knocking people over
mike: and then the rajasaurus comes over and he's all GUYS, BE COOL
mike: and we're like YEAH MAN I'M SORRY
mike: and then this panda grabs a chair and smacks me over the back
of the head
mike: so i'm down for the count
renee: OH NO
renee: sketchy pandas
mike: yeah i know!
mike: so then apparently the triceratops and the rajasaurus both
decided to teach this panda a lesson
mike: and they're all YOU DON'T MESS WITH MY BRO, YO
mike: basically to cut a long story short, that's how dinosaurs
became extinct.
renee: woah!
renee: HAHAHAAAAAA
renee: that's amazing!
renee: but wait
renee: how did all of the dinosuars on the earth die?
mike: well i was knocked out
mike: so i'm not too sure
mike: but i think it had something to do with the popcorn machine
renee: the popcorn machine?!
renee: oh man
mike: yes!
mike: it got really hot.

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Monday, November 17, 2003

mike: so today
mike: i kinda invented this potion that makes me invisible
buffy: naw. i totally have dibs on that. i'm working on the patent right now.
mike: i was trying to invent new food sauces using elements of salad cream, ketchup and bbq sauce
mike: well, do you have the antidote?
mike: i ate it this morning and it's not worn off yet
buffy: NOBODY WANTS AN ANTI-INVISIBLE POTION.
buffy: IT WOULDN'T SELL!
mike: then... THEN I'M STUCK LIKE THIS?
buffy: it'll wear off....
buffy: ...eventually...
mike: i hope it wears off soon, i can see the jellybeans i ate at lunch
mike: it's kinda offputting
buffy: WHAT
mike: uh oh. i think i'm going to have to poop in about... ten minutes

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