doug - hogwashed.org
tycho - penny-arcade.com
corinne - maskerade.org.uk
swifty - oh.destructo.org
agie - ten23.net
taylor - catchnet.org
katie - snobhair.waferbaby
daniel - sleeping.waferbaby
flynn - snakeattack.com
dandan - waferbaby.com
lainey - cool pop
judah - badwickedworld.com
laini - lalalaini
buffy
nickd - nickd.org
renee - bunnysuit

Friday, November 28, 2003

mike: i have to go for a student food run!
mike: see you later!
swifty: aw, ok!
swifty: GET SOME TWINKIES
mike: THEY DO NOT EXIST HERE IN MY COUNTRY
swifty: THEN INVENT THEM
swifty: WAIT I'M IN A SACK
swifty: UT#(@)THJIOEWF
mike: *opens the sack*
mike: what was that?
swifty: AHHH (STABS FIRST ASKS LATER)
swifty: oh no!! mike!
swifty: i had assumed that you were an assailant!
mike: *IS DEAD*
swifty: CRAP
swifty: (KISS OF LIFE)
mike: *suddenly comes to life, retching and spitting*
swifty: yay!
mike: DID YOU HAVE TO USE SO MUCH TONGUE?
swifty: (handjob of wellness)
mike: ALSO, THAT.

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Friday, November 28, 2003

swifty: MY SPLINTER FACTION OF YOUR COUNTRY GETS THE DAY OFF TO EAT TOO MUCH AND BECOME LAZY
swifty: INVADE US
mike: WHAT THE HELL
mike: *puts on a helmet*
swifty: NOW'S YOUR CHANCE
mike: THIS REDCOAT IS COMING
swifty: I CAN'T TALK LONG
swifty: BEACUSE I AM COMMITTING TREASON
mike: I'M ON MY WAY
swifty: AWESOME
mike: you live in portugal, right?
swifty: OH CRAP
swifty: THE FBI
swifty: THEY READ MY FLOPPY DISKS
mike:
HOLY CRAP
swifty: THAT I LEFT IN UM
swifty: IN A PLACE THAT UH
swifty: ...OH CRAP THE FBI
swifty:
GODSPEED ON YOUR QUEST
swifty: TO REASSIMILATE US
swifty: I AM BEING PUT INTO A POTATO SAC!#%!%GREIWGHREWOGWERGNBD
mike: I WILL DO MY DUTY
mike: ARE THERE POTATOES IN THE SACK?
swifty:
TJWEGL
swifty: [NO CARRIER]
mike: DAMNIT!
mike: *looks at watch*
mike: eh, i'll invade tomorrow.

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