doug - hogwashed.org
tycho - penny-arcade.com
corinne - maskerade.org.uk
swifty - oh.destructo.org
agie - ten23.net
taylor - catchnet.org
katie - snobhair.waferbaby
daniel - sleeping.waferbaby
flynn - snakeattack.com
dandan - waferbaby.com
lainey - cool pop
judah - badwickedworld.com
laini - lalalaini
buffy - ferociouswalk
nickd - nickd.org
renee - bunnysuit
matthew - flook.org
matt - xxx.destructo.org

Thursday, January 22, 2004

mike: so, how goes it?
matt: The web bit, or generally?
mike: generally!
mike: swifty told me you were a lion tamer
mike: wow, that's pretty exciting stuff
matt: Yeah, when I'm not doing that, I fight crime on the side
matt: Still using all the lion taming stuff
mike: haha, well that's getting good use out of it
matt: They call me The Taminator

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Thursday, January 22, 2004

swifty: if you want to talk mt shop when you get back
swifty: i am slowly waking back up
mike: shop?
swifty: yeah
swifty: is "talk shop" an americanism"?
mike: but.. all the shops are closed...
swifty: or maybe its just outmoded
mike: i think it's americanism
swifty: aw, adorable tiny language barrier
swifty: (hugs it)
swifty: if you want to talk about moveabletype, i meant
mike: haha
mike: wait
mike: what?
swifty: we can, when you get back
swifty: fjdsgh;sdasdh
swifty: hold on
mike: the words make sense on their own..
swifty: i have to reboot
mike: but together?
swifty: my language
swifty: (ctrl+alt+del)
mike: i'm sorry, i just don't understanOH
swifty: (beep)
swifty: ("your brain was shut down incorrectly the last time you used it, and may have caused problems in speechifying your thought-words")
swifty: ("press x to quit early")
mike: xxx
swifty: ("[][][][][][]------------------------------ 25% done")
swifty: hey mike!
mike: hey there!
mike: wow, this is much better.
swifty: yeah, if you are going to watch a movie now, i should be free to talk about moveabletype later on
swifty: after i've eaten and such
mike: sure!
swifty: excellent.
swifty: man, am i glad that i rebooted.
mike: oh yeah.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2004

swifty: well, i figure
swifty: better to tell an actual person
swifty: than to, like
swifty: be really vague about it on the internet
swifty: OH SnAP
mike: SYNTAX ERROR
swifty: I MADE FUN OF MYSELF
mike: real person not present. press f1 to continue
swifty: um
swifty: f1
swifty: hahah
mike: :D
mike: MIKEBOT RE-ACTIVATED.
mike: Hello Swifty. How Are You Today?
swifty: haha, wonderful!
mike: Are You Sure?
swifty: yes!
mike: You Seem Tense. You Should Take A Stress Pill.
mike: It's A Suppository.
swifty: okay, here goes
swifty: (pause)
swifty: (LONG PAUSE)
swifty: ....
swifty: ...that feels so...
swifty: ...decadent.
mike: That Wasn't The Pill, Swifty.
mike: That Was My Webcam.
swifty: NOT AGAIN!
swifty: (HILARIOUS THEME MUSIC)

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Monday, January 19, 2004

mike: i am going to make a sandwich too!
mike: lemon curd, peanut butter and chocolate!
swifty: JAWSOME
swifty: wait
swifty: whats lemon curd!
mike: haha
mike: well
mike: you know jam?
mike: wait
swifty: oh
swifty: yes!
mike: it's like honey
swifty: haha
swifty: DUH
swifty: i am sosrry
swifty: for being DUMB
mike: in texture
mike: but lemony
swifty: i should have guessed that
swifty: in context
swifty: i have to go kill myself now
swifty: in penance
swifty: and by that i mean "go to the bathroom"
mike: hahaha
*** Auto-response from swifty: BECAUSE THEY MEAN THE SAME THING AND ARE THEREFORE INTERCHANGEABLE

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