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Thursday, February 05, 2004

daniel: i know one of the finalists on american idol
daniel: shes from my highschool
daniel: wacky
mike: whoa
mike: that's weird
mike: did you ever talk to her?
daniel: shes my old friend nates sister
daniel: i doubt it, but i know her brother
mike: oh right
mike: so it's not like you can call her up now
daniel: nah
daniel: well
daniel: i could
daniel: but she wouldnt know who i was'
daniel: might recognize the name
mike: yeah
mike: and she'd think it was just because of her being on the show.
mike: which i guess it would be.
daniel: i could pretend i had no idea what show she was talking about
daniel: "what show?"
daniel: "i was just lookin through the yearbooks, saw your picture"
mike: haha
mike: yeah
mike: "i was just thinking about my friend nate and how i always wanted to score with his sister"
daniel: then ill go into graphic details
daniel: and insist that she meet me somewhere so i can show her my diagrams
daniel: and my power point presentation on us doin it
mike: haha. absolutely.
mike: "baby, i want you to insert tab a into slot b"
daniel: itll have bad office clip art
daniel: itll show a guy at his desk looking confused and itll be like
WAYS WERE GONNA DO IT
1. IN THE BUTT
2. ON THE FLOOR
3. IN THE PARK
mike: hahahaha
daniel: like all power point presentations have
mike: this technique CANNOT FAIL.
mike: if she looks scared just repeat everything and go into even more detail.
mike: then get all annoyed and say if she'd read the memo she wouldn't be so confused about it all.
daniel: break out the laser pointer and the diarama
daniel: maybe chef combo can assist

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