chatter

Friday, April 09, 2004

mike: but there's just one thing i don't get.
emily: what?
mike: unicorns.
mike: they're kind and gentle, right?
emily: What don't you get?
emily: NO MAN THEY ARE VICIOUS KILLERS
mike: so why do they have the horn? that to me suggests an aggressive race.
mike: EXACTLY.
emily: They are benevolent killers.
mike: if they pranced about being good all the time they wouldn't need to gore anyone!
mike: IE NO HORN.
emily: well, things like to kill them because they are pretty
emily: so it is a defense thing
mike: hmm
mike: even so, it's an agressive trait to have
emily: I disagree
emily: it's all about evolution, baby
mike: well if they were a gentler race surely they'd have developed faster speed or better camoflauge!
mike: the horn to me suggests that they have been bred for ATTACK.
emily: all their power lies in their horn!
mike: their power TO KILL.
emily: and heal!
emily: They have the power to both give and take life
emily: and they are immortal
emily: you think they'd be immortal if they were always running from their enemies or like .. hiding?
emily: NO MAN THEY MUST STRIKE FEAR INTO THEIR HEARTS
mike: hahaha
mike: i see!
emily: "Oh, let's not chase the unicorn because it might HIDE from us!"
mike: well, i guess that works but it's not really something you'd evolve to have.
emily: No, it's more like "Let's not chase the unicorn because it might GORE ME"
emily: well whatever
emily: that's why
mike: okay. well, thanks for clearing that up.
emily: no problem.

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Thursday, April 08, 2004

mike: you know that blue t-shirt i have with the captain america logo?
buffy: yes!
buffy: wait!
buffy: what does the logo look like?
mike: it's a white star
mike: with the circles around it
buffy: OH YES
mike: well
mike: i got that in america for FIVE DOLLARS.
buffy: i was getting captain america mixed up with captain planet. hehe! that is so good!
mike: hahaha
mike: captain planet
mike: i would so have wanted the fire ring.
buffy: HE'S OUR HERO
mike: he's gonna take pollution down to zero!
buffy: by your powers combined.....i am CAPTAIN PLANET
mike: hahaha
mike: that little kid must have been thinking "okay, earth, fire, wind, water... my ring has got to be something pretty freaking amazing to top that!"
mike: "what's this?"
mike: "heart?"
buffy: hahaha
mike: "what the hell am i supposed to do with this!"
buffy: poor sap
mike: you'd think that
buffy: he got the leftovers
mike: but then when puberty hits
mike: BAM
mike: he's the pimp of pimps.
buffy: haha!!!!!! YOU ARE AMAZING.
mike: girls everywhere flock to him like bees.
mike: wahwahwahwahwahwah (ring noise)
mike: LAYDEEZ EVERYWHEREZ
buffy: and he's all like "ladies, ladies, pleeeeeeease, you can ALL hold my laser pointer."
mike: hahaha
mike: yeah. i think it all worked out for that kid in the end.
mike: lucky bugger.

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