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Wednesday, July 14, 2004

swifty: is because matt garber pointed out, and rightly so, that a video game website needs to have a forum where angry 15 year-olds can hang out and yell at each other
mike: i don't! :/
swifty: that is fine!
swifty: i will poke the internet gently with a stick
swifty: and try to turn over some rocks
mike: i will try and figure it out
swifty: FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER:
swifty: mike: hey, did you find that forum software
swifty: swifty: WHAT I'M NOT LOOKING AT PORN GO AWAY
swifty: GET OUT OF HERE, MOM
mike: hahaha
swifty: did i ever tell you about that
swifty: when my mom walked in on me, uh, "rolling the croissant"
swifty: not that you want to hear this!
mike: hahaa, it wouldn't surprise me
swifty: i was like GET THE HELL OUT
swifty: and she started asking me questions
swifty: like "do you do this a lot? when did you -- "
swifty: and i was all I AM HOLDING MY PIECE IN MY HAND, KINDLY LET ME PUT PANTS ON
swifty: and then i jumped out the window
swifty: you know
swifty: now that i think about it
swifty: that isn't a very good story
swifty: unless i tell it in person
swifty: online it just sounds creepy
swifty: I SWEAR IT'S FUNNY
swifty: (sweats)
swifty: (audience is silent)

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Wednesday, July 14, 2004

swifty: I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE GOOD AT DRAWING
swifty: LIKE TWO YEARS AGO
swifty: AND NOW LOOK
swifty: YOU'RE WAY BETTER THAN ME
swifty: AND I AM JEALOUS
mike: hahaha
mike: NO WAY
swifty: YES WAY
mike: swifty you rock at drawing. you are all DRAW DRAW DRAW A+
mike: and the kids are smiling. THEY SMILE FOR YOUR ART
swifty: hahaha
swifty: which kids!
mike: OUR KIDS
swifty: WAIT WHAT
mike: i show them the pictures and tell them that DADDY DIED IN THE SHUTTLE DISASTER
mike: what was i supposed to say? that you ABANDONED ME after our night of passion?
swifty: HA HA HA HA HA
mike: and MARIO VOICES?
swifty: JFLKSGSLG
swifty: oh my god
swifty: how much are we going to use the mario voice
mike: SO MUCH
swifty: THE ANSWER IS SO MUCH

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Wednesday, July 14, 2004

swifty: did you draw that?
mike: i did!
swifty: it's AMAZING
swifty: holy crap
mike: haha, yeah?
swifty: when did you become AMAZING
mike: :)
mike: it's a work in progress, but it's pretty close to finished
mike: i'll show you some more!
swifty: awesome!
swifty: i've seen the rollercoaster one
mike: oh right
swifty: man you're all multitalented
mike: did you see the stimpy one?
swifty: you're going to be able to waltz into places
swifty: and be (NO) like HEY GIVE ME A JOB
swifty: I CAN DO EVERYTHING
swifty: and they'll be like "okay can you beat up zangief"
swifty: and you'll be like EVERYTHING EXCEPT THAT
mike: hahaha
swifty: HE WRESTLES BEARS

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Sunday, July 11, 2004

buffy: sorry for the delay! i had to go PEE
mike: hahaha
mike: in that case I AM SORRY.
buffy: what are you sorry for!
mike: not giving a lady the time to pee!
mike: also: i was the second gunman on the grassy knoll
mike: sorry about that america!
buffy: ....
buffy: yes. you should be sorry
mike: all i have to do is mention bombs now and i'll have triggered enough marked words to have an fbi unit bust in here and take me away
mike: *looks around nervously*
buffy: bombs
mike: NO!
buffy: grenades
mike: *ducks and covers*
mike: ...
mike: phew. false alar*FBI UNIT BREAKS THROUGH WINDOW*
mike: *mike is arrested and taken into custody*
mike: *is being interrogated*
mike: *attempts not to be broken by good cop/bad cop routine*
buffy: *waits patiently*
mike: *is released due to lack of evidence*
mike: *walks home*
mike: *returns to computer*
mike: hi! sorry about that
buffy: YEAH
mike: well hey! it's your fault!
mike: you said bombs!
mike: ..OH SHI*FBI UNIT BREAKS THROUGH WINDOW*
mike: END.

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