doug - hogwashed.org
tycho - penny-arcade.com
corinne - maskerade.org.uk
swifty - oh.destructo.org
agie - ten23.net
taylor - catchnet.org
katie - snobhair.waferbaby
daniel - sleeping.waferbaby
flynn - snakeattack.com
dandan - waferbaby.com
lainey - cool pop
judah - badwickedworld.com
laini - lalalaini
buffy - ferociouswalk
nickd - nickd.org
renee - bunnysuit
matthew - flook.org
matt - xxx.destructo
emily - emily.waferbaby

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

mike: *massages your shoulders* okay champ!
swifty: mmmmmmmm
swifty: that's niiiiiiiice
mike: you better get back in there, because this day is putting up a fight! but it's weak, it's tiring, it's not got the cajoles to stand up to you, because you're the king! you hear me?
mike: now get out there and punch it out!
swifty: your hands are magic
swifty: you're a magician
mike: LATER
mike: fight first, sensual massage second!
mike: you know that's how i roll!
swifty: OK
swifty: I'M IN THIS
swifty: I CAN DO IT
mike: GO GET 'EM TIGER
mike: *slaps your ass*
swifty: (STARTS PUNCHING A PHONE BOOTH)
mike: that's my boy!
mike: *phone booth falls and crushes swifty*
swifty: ITS OK
swifty: I'M OK
mike: CAN YOU FIGHT?
mike: *holds towel* I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY FIGHTER
swifty: (TRANSFORMS INTO ROBOT)
swifty: OH HELL YES I CAN FIGHT
mike: DROPKICK.BAT
mike: EXECUTE!
swifty: HURFFFFF


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